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Britney & Jamie Lynn Spears in bikinis

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney parade out in public lately, so what’s one teenage pregnancy amidst a potential SWAT team showdown over McNugget sauce? Live and let live, I guess.

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Alessandra Ambrosio redefines MILF and other news

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater]

- Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hilary Duff is pulling diva shit on the set of Gossip Girl. Someone should let Hilary know who’s doing who who a favor in this situation. Then let Leighton Meester know I’m hung like a Sherman tank. Do that first. [Celebslam]

- Robert Pattinson allows Premiere magazine to photograph his brooding. [PopSugar]

- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills to pursue her film career which will be going nowhere until someone writes Wonk-Tits: The Movie. [Wonderwall]

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together which is probably the greatest thing to happen to Nick’s penis since Joe Simpson stopped sleeping in their bed. [The Blemish]

Christie Brinkley & Alec Baldwin Take it to the Court

But who has the better backhand? Christie Brinkley and Alec Baldwin show off their swings at the The Grand Slam Winners Tennis Exhibition Match at the Ross School Tennis Center in East Hampton N.Y. on Sunday.

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Jennifer and Violet Grab Some Groceries

Jennifer Garner and adorable daughter Violet Affleck head to the supermarket with pal Victor Garber on Sunday in Pacific Palisades.

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Nightly News: Catching Up with Penn; Are Kellan & AnnaLynne On Again?

• Our pal Just Jared gets in some quality time with Gossip Girl hunk Penn Badgley. We’re Just Jealous. (Just Jared)

• Kellan Lutz may or may not have secretly visited former flame AnnaLynne McCord. (E! News)

• Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo could also be reuniting at the lips. (RadarOnline)

• Give these famous Hollywood dads a hand! (PopEater)

• Dethroned former Miss California Carrie Prejean is still suing people, complaining. (TMZ)

• Disney acquires a slew of comic book characters, now set to rule the world. (Associated Press)