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Annalynne McCord’s Sexy Pink Swimsuit Pictures - HOLLYWOODTUNA
Amber Rose: Bikini Pics at Tao Beach in Las Vegas - MOEJACKSON

Carrie Prejean Suing For Religious Discrimination - IMNOTOBSESSED
Macaulay Culkin Michael Jackson’s Son Blanket’s Father? - YEEEAH

My Dorm Never Looked Like This DOUBLEVIKING
One Hundred Guitar Riffs In One Take - FLABBER

10 Celebrities That Could Be Mistaken For A Tranny - CELEBRITYODOR
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Carrie Prejean sues for ‘religious discrimination.’ Christ…

Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to “religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.” Carrie had teased a lawsuit a month ago only to use the opportunity to push her upcoming book, and Miss California Pageant officials are calling her out for the same tactic, according to TMZ:

TMZ just received the following statement from Miss California USA honcho Keith Lewis, lashing back at the lawsuit Carrie Prejean filed against him this morning for religious discrimination:
“It appears that suits from both sides are now inevitable against the other. I would guess Carrie sees it as a chance to get publicity for her upcoming book because in the interviews I have seen, she talks about the suit and the book in the same breath.
We have no problem with her selling lots of books - considering in the current situation we could stand to profit from every copy she sells.
For us, it has never been about her beliefs and we have always just wanted to move on.
But it seems like Carrie really has nothing new to talk about or anything new in her life so the impression is she just keeps looking for ways to rehash her position as a victim because of her onstage answer.”

How do I explain this to Carrie Prejean without hand puppets? The Miss California Organization invested in you, particularly in the chest region, to be the face and again, chest, of their Company. You were an Employee. But should an Employee decide to publicly latch onto divisive political causes in violation of its contract, whether it be bigoted anti-gay marriage legislation or retarded hippie protests with Move-On.org, the Company has every right to protect its investment. So, basically, you’re still free to say whatever you want, but your employer is still free to fire you. That’s not censorship, that’s CAPITALISM. And in case you inexplicably missed the memo while subbing at FOX News, Jesus wants to dip his balls in it. It’s his favorite.

Blink-182 Cancel Performance to Grieve for DJ AM

Bandmates Travis Barker, Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of blink-182 have canceled their performance at SPAC in Saratoga, N.Y. tonight to take some time to mourn their friend, DJ AM (aka Adam Goldstein), who passed away on Friday.

They write on their official site:

“Due to circumstances surrounding the unfortunate and untimely passing of our dear friend Adam ‘DJ AM’ Goldstein, blink-182 will not be playing tonight in Saratoga, NY at SPAC. Performances by Weezer, Taking Back Sunday and Chester French will take place as planned along with some special surprises. We thank all of our fans for their support in this tough time. For additional information, please visit http://www.blink182.com.”

Jonas Brothers Visit Much Music

Ah, those lucky Canadian fans! The Jonas Brothers visited Much Music on Sunday for a special show at the Live@Much event in Toronto.

MORE JONAS BROTHERS PICS IN THE GALLERY!

Kate Moss gets topless for V

Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here’s Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for the October issue of V Magazine. And, look, I appreciate a bare breast as much as the next guy, but seeing Kate Moss’ nipples is getting a tad redundant. At this point, I’d probably be more aroused if she wore a bra. With a Christmas sweater. God, that’s erotic…

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of breasts I could draw with my eyes closed.